diff --git a/hide-your-traffic-from-your-isp/content/index.md b/hide-your-traffic-from-your-isp/content/index.md
index 8190c82..7d579a1 100644
--- a/hide-your-traffic-from-your-isp/content/index.md
+++ b/hide-your-traffic-from-your-isp/content/index.md
@@ -16,7 +16,7 @@ tags:
   - isp
   - unbound
   - privacy
-description: "How to (partially) evade your ISP: encrypt your DNS with DoH and DoT, and learn where a VPN actually helps — and where it's just security theater."
+description: "How to (partially) evade your ISP: encrypt your DNS with DoH and DoT, and learn where a VPN actually helps and where it's just security theater."
 category: network
 ---
 
diff --git a/migrate-to-lvm/content/index.md b/migrate-to-lvm/content/index.md
index 64150a2..a331e99 100644
--- a/migrate-to-lvm/content/index.md
+++ b/migrate-to-lvm/content/index.md
@@ -12,7 +12,7 @@ tags:
   - blog
   - homelab
   - storage
-description: "Fixing a partitioning mistake I made years ago: migrating a live Linux system to LVM with no reinstall and no data loss — just mild stress. Resize + rename too."
+description: "Migrating a live Linux system to LVM with no reinstall and no data loss. Past-me forgot one checkbox and present-me is paying for it."
 category: system
 ---
 
diff --git a/my-homelab-setup-2/content/index.md b/my-homelab-setup-2/content/index.md
index 6be7686..52191a2 100644
--- a/my-homelab-setup-2/content/index.md
+++ b/my-homelab-setup-2/content/index.md
@@ -16,7 +16,7 @@ tags:
   - ansible
   - monitoring
   - self-hosting
-description: "The homelab deep dive: I corner you by the rack and don't let you leave until you've heard about all 11 services — Tailscale, Proxmox HA, PBS, Wazuh, Ansible."
+description: "The deep dive where I corner you by the rack and go service by service: Tailscale, tailnet lock, Proxmox HA, PBS, GitOps, Wazuh. Yes, you're hearing about NTP too."
 category: homelab
 ---
 
diff --git a/my-homelab-setup/content/index.md b/my-homelab-setup/content/index.md
index fe7a509..5f34529 100644
--- a/my-homelab-setup/content/index.md
+++ b/my-homelab-setup/content/index.md
@@ -16,7 +16,7 @@ tags:
   - vlan
   - firewall
   - self-hosting
-description: "Welcome to the homegarden: a tour of my 3-node Proxmox homelab — OpenFabric mesh, VLANs, zone firewalling, Ceph, and a 3-2-1 backup rule I actually follow."
+description: "Welcome to the homegarden: a full tour of my 3-node Proxmox lab. OpenFabric mesh, VLANs, zone firewalling, Ceph, and a 3-2-1 backup rule I actually follow."
 category: homelab
 ---
 
diff --git a/nginx-honeypot-bot-trap/content/index.md b/nginx-honeypot-bot-trap/content/index.md
index cc0582a..352b015 100644
--- a/nginx-honeypot-bot-trap/content/index.md
+++ b/nginx-honeypot-bot-trap/content/index.md
@@ -16,7 +16,7 @@ tags:
   - security
   - suricata
   - nginx
-description: "Spreading honey on the web: I build an SSH honeypot with Cowrie and T-Pot, then sift through the bot carnage with jq. Yes, this is a normal hobby."
+description: "Spreading honey on the web: an SSH honeypot with Cowrie and T-Pot, then dissecting the bot carnage with jq. Yes, this is a perfectly normal hobby."
 category: security
 ---
 
diff --git a/proxmox-linstor-sds-cluster/content/index.md b/proxmox-linstor-sds-cluster/content/index.md
index d8d551d..b042ab3 100644
--- a/proxmox-linstor-sds-cluster/content/index.md
+++ b/proxmox-linstor-sds-cluster/content/index.md
@@ -16,7 +16,7 @@ tags:
   - zfs
   - high-availability
   - storage
-description: "Cooking up a 3-node Proxmox cluster with shared storage: I weighed Ceph, ZFS and iSCSI, picked LINSTOR, and ran it over a 10G ring. Benchmarks included."
+description: "Turning one Proxmox node into a 3-node cluster with shared storage: Ceph vs ZFS vs iSCSI, why LINSTOR won, all over a switchless 10G ring. Benchmarks go brrr."
 category: homelab
 ---
 
diff --git a/rkhunter-rootkit-detection/content/index.md b/rkhunter-rootkit-detection/content/index.md
index 08f93f5..06f8d03 100644
--- a/rkhunter-rootkit-detection/content/index.md
+++ b/rkhunter-rootkit-detection/content/index.md
@@ -13,7 +13,7 @@ tags:
   - security
   - hardening
   - malware
-description: "Can you really trust your binaries? Rootkit hunting on Linux with rkhunter — how it works, I write a toy rootkit to test it, then bypass it anyway."
+description: "You can't prove you've never been hacked, so I go rootkit hunting with rkhunter: how it works, a toy rootkit to test it, then a clean bypass anyway."
 category: system
 ---